Trim Job

To cut or pluck a person's asshole hair with your teeth

I got a trim job yesterday

by KindaTall July 17, 2016

Comp job

N. Complimenting someone so frequently that it is as if you are sexually pleasuring their ego.

Friend 1: Dude, he has a sweet dunk.
(five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's got hops.
(another five seconds later)
Friend 1: Dude, he's so good at basketball!!!
Friend 2: Dude, quit giving him a comp job!

by boo yah123 April 4, 2011

Book Job

Where a 12 Yr old that has just reached puberty shoves his 0.4'' dick in and out of a book spine feeling absolutely outstanding of himself when a micrometer of sperm comes out of him

Give me a book so I can book job that mono

by Slashest April 9, 2022

Trombone-Job

The act of sticking one's penis into the bell of a trombone and another person blowing into the mouthpiece.

This is a great trombone-job babe, now play an F.

by Switzerlandplus July 26, 2014

Bum-Jobbed

1) To get a raw deal; hosed

"They fired him for that?! Damn - he got bum-jobbed!" - Drab T-Shirt

by ZJ1067 July 8, 2014

Sneak job

A place that has been around for a long time that you hear about through word of mouth and immensely exceeds expectations upon visiting

Dude that bar, the Seapoint, is the sneakiest of sneak jobs. It has a keno, pool, golden tee, great pies and locals with attitude.

by Bigd2386 January 23, 2018

Job Simulator

Job Simulator is a video game made specifically for a VR headset. The game is a basic simulation of multiple jobs like Gourmet Chef, Office Worker, Store Clerk, and Auto Mechanic. The game also is named the 2050 Archives, showing that it takes place in the future. (Explaning why most characters are robots.) The release date is April 5, 2016.

A: Hey, I got this new game named Job Simulator!
B: Cool, is it fun?
A: Yeah! I'm learning how Jobs work!
B: Wow! I think I'll get that game!

by LTW Gaming April 22, 2022