Billy bagsagger Johnson

The best guitarist in all existence.
This bastard puts the like of Jimmy Hendrix to shame.

He's also an amazing singer.
Legend says he defeated Salim shady, more commonly known as Eminem, in a rap battle.

Some say he uses great and powerful magics to enhance both his musical and otherwise talents to god like levels.

Keeping the company of itchy faucet, the best singer since time began and Spangler benchwarrent, debatably the best bassist since bass was invented, his skill and power disputed only by Mike Kerr.

Absolute unit of a man, brings in all the female attraction.

That Billy bagsagger Johnson is the coolest guy since Noah.

by Conflungus mcdrip November 24, 2021

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Bartholomew Johnson

Bartholomew Johnson is a one of a kind talking pup. He speaks, he barks, he humps. Barthy for short, he doesn’t know when to shut his mouth. But to know the pup is to love the pup

Bartholomew Johnson was very excited when he found out he was spending the weekend with his wifey and not his ex hubby.

by Xojojonoss May 26, 2022

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Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson

One of Elias’s many names he goes by in highschool. Some might say he’s more buff than meets the eye.

-Dude Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is so cool

-Honestly I would hit it

by Daddy Sin October 4, 2021

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Cranberry Johnson

Penis covered in period blood

He had sex when she was on her period now he has a cranberry johnson

by Cranberry Johnson May 30, 2018

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Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia (while during intercourse), then bathes his penis in vodka, and proceeds to skull fuck the other individual

“Bro, I gave Sarah an awesome Russian Johnson last night!”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

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