The Squirt and Jerk
The Squirt and Jerk by rodwave's left cheek January 10, 2025
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Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk
When your significant other twerks on you and works your weiner with hand sanitizer while listening to Lil Durk.
Lil Durk's Twerk & Jerk by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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Utah Terk and Jerk
The Utah Terk and Jerk is when a male shoves Deer jerky in his asshole, then the female uses a 13.4 inch strap to shove it in further. The female stretches open his virgin hole enough where the female can eat the now shitted on deer jerky. Act 2 is where the title comes from, In which the male Jerks his cock in front of a turkey for good luck.
Utah Terk and Jerk by Cockniggalicker6969 November 8, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6>Jerk, jeRk, jerK<.7.9.7.6> by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025
JerkJerkins
The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
JerkJerkins by Senor Musk January 9, 2009
jer'k
A person who takes great joy in being a royal pain in your ass for a reason of any sort.
More at: hilarious, schadenfreude
Notes:
Capitalize and add exclamation point (multiple accepted) for emphasis.
The apostrophe should be mandatory but will be optional and used for special scenarios when the magnitude is too great for a simple capitalization.
Qualifying phrases ("You're such a..." or "You big...") are absolutely unnecessary for this one-word retort. Spacing is also key. Jer'k ALWAYS needs its own line. It's a loner.
More at: hilarious, schadenfreude
Notes:
Capitalize and add exclamation point (multiple accepted) for emphasis.
The apostrophe should be mandatory but will be optional and used for special scenarios when the magnitude is too great for a simple capitalization.
Qualifying phrases ("You're such a..." or "You big...") are absolutely unnecessary for this one-word retort. Spacing is also key. Jer'k ALWAYS needs its own line. It's a loner.
When I login to instant messenger and log out in under 4 seconds after dropping a bomb on someone before they can respond, a typical response might be:
I hate when you do that!
jerk!
I hate when you do that!
jerk!