cocking french fries

1) To deep throat french fries whole in a very sexual manner,

2) Oral sex with fries
Desi and keeshers are cocking french fries with that Whopper.
by gerald grren May 19, 2008
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French tip toes

If a woman has French tip toes she is a walking trophy. No one can tell her anything, she’s her own boss. Run her own program. All the men wish she was their own. But she’s not cheap, you have to spoil her. She’s not easy either, straight wifey type.
Cc has french tip toes bro 😍”
“That means she’s worth it”

“..Yea, you right bro.. ima buy her some Chanel bags”
by RealBaller1 August 05, 2019
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Siamese French-Kiss

When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.
Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."

Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
by Iva Smallsach December 17, 2021
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excuse my french

French is commonly associated with sexual vulgarity. The idea that anything French is wicked, sexual, and decadent has invited many English speakers to insult the frogs.
The term "French" has many other sexual meanings. French culture is a common sex worker euphemism for oral sex, a French lesson is a visit to a prostitute, French kissing is a more vulgar kind of kissing. They used to call porn pictures "French prints" and being Frenchified was catching syphilis.
Reference: The Slanguage of Sex by Brigid McConville & John Shearlaw, 1985.
Excuse my french, but that guy is such a fucking douche, he tried to dead horse my roommate while she was passed out drunk!
by Mistress Liz March 01, 2005
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French military victories

The Battle of Yorktown, Sep-Oct 1781. The decisive battle of the American Revolution, fought with equal parts French and American soldiers.
The U.S.A. exists because France's citizens fought alongside us when we needed them most. And then America and France kinda went to war while France and Britian were at war, and then France fell into revolution and Britian and America went to war, and, did I mention? the British and the Americans fought the French before all this even began. With Injuns! Anyway, America eventually went to war with itself, and the West Point generals from the South battled the West Point generals from the North, and then we hooked back up with France and Britian and together kicked the crap out of the Axis.

French Military Victories. I only need this one to make all the other definitions realize how stupid they are.
by pennsylvanianbot August 27, 2009
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shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass
by J Dubya December 26, 2003
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Witches French Kiss

When ones penis tip is dipped in toilet water when one first sits down to poop. Generally caused by having a large penis even when flaccid.
Yesterday I went to BM on a public toilet that had a high water problem caused by a poo related plug; needless to say I was greeted with a cold, wet, witches French kiss. witches kiss witchs kiss
by Poot_er May 06, 2016
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