Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

Brenda The Bed

Brenda the Bed was a hilarious auto correct failure that became an inside joke

Hannah: Hey Chris I have the go to Brenda
Chris:Who’s Breda
Hannah:OMG I meant BED LOL
Chris:ohhh ok go to Brenda the Bed then. 😂
Hannah: auto correct Hates me
Chris:new inside joke?
Hannah:yep

by idkAtThisPoint August 13, 2018

Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.

Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.

by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020

Bed

What you sleep on U crackhead

aight, Imma take a nap on my bed

by Ur_FBI_Agent March 11, 2020

Bed Raisin

When one accidentally poops while slumbering.

She was appalled that he had left bed raisins in her new sheets.

by ChocoWolf December 16, 2019

bedding spree

The action of intimacy with multiple people at a time.

Earl: Hey David, what did you do last night?
David: Oh, I went on a bedding spree with tons of chicks!

by ¡■Dippy Doppy■! March 14, 2021

shit the bed

When one golfer plays a round with someone who consistently underperforms

"E, you shit the bed again!" - JT

by flanetix May 27, 2018