Ham Handed

Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.

I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.

by I made the man December 13, 2024

Man-Handlers

Another definition for love handles. A woman who is voluptuous around on the waist. Men cannot resist, and so they manhandle her by the waist.

While putting dishes away out of the dishwasher, my significant other grabbed man-handlers and proceeded to have his way.

by Hipmanhandler February 1, 2026

five-handed sport

A slang term for "masturbation" originating from the Indonesian phrase "Cabang Olahraga Limajari" (meaning "five-handed sport branch"), which is in turn a backronym for the Indonesian word "coli" (meaning "masturbation").

He made a meme about ‘five-handed sport’… and then immediately closed the tab like nothing happened.

by Emotional Cruiser March 22, 2026

One hander

Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.

Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?

by Fluffhead618 February 11, 2025

pole handler

Term used to describe the gay sport of skiing. This sport was founded in the early 1900’s when men wanted a get away to fondle each other without being seen. they would show their cock handling abilities by pushing themselves along with 2 poles..

Most skier’s can handle 2 cocks at once

Look dad there’s a pole handler, stay away from him son he is gay as they come, strap your board on and lets go

by SamStrothers February 23, 2025

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025