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hammer straps

A code word for contractors they use on the field to point a large breasted woman to fellow co workers.
Plumber 1. Hey James do me a favor and grab those hammer straps.

Plumber 2. Those are some rusty hammer straps.
by CaliGrown818 August 24, 2017
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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

An adult toy in which two consenting males engage in consensual anal activities . Also used to describe a homosexual male that hammers his partner like a hammer with the soft touch like velvet.
He hammered me like the velvet hammer that he his.
by PETTYMURPHY44 August 28, 2017
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Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
by Rfrozy September 2, 2017
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Hammer

The metal item that Nathaniel (aka Nessenyul) can never find, no matter how many times he calls for it. Often referred to as a "hahma".
"Where's the hammer??" Nathaniel asked the air.
by THE HAMMAAAAH October 25, 2018
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hammered

damn dbos fucking hammered dude cant even walk
by chiiiiich October 30, 2018
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Hammer

a gay thing you use to be gay and put up your ass
shit where’s my hammer
by dxlan of basel February 27, 2019
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