Ghost FB'Ing

When You Go Online But Stay Offline On Chat, Scroll Through Posts Without Responding, View A Few Pictures, And Signing Out. Essentially Scapegoating Any Contact With Other Users.

-The Example Is A Beyond Obvious, Redundant Restatement Of The Definition, But Alright-

Facebook User: Click Click..Scroll

Facebook User: Huh,How Very Intriguing..

Facebook User: Click Click...Scroll

Facebook User: Must Resist Urge To Post Cryptic Status

Facebook User: *Logs Out

Facebook User:

Yay!!! Now I Feel Better About Myself! How Mesmerizing!
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Ghost FB'Ing
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by Xeno7365 July 19, 2012

post ghost

when someone posts something on your Facebook wall and exercises their ability to remove it before you read it. the catch or "sighting"... if you will, is when the post appears in your notifications providing footage of some sort of parasocial activity.

me: hey Post Ghost what was too embarrassing to leave on my wall? or did you just want to let your presence be known?lol
msg sent 02/09/2012

post ghost: haha really? when was that? whats new?
msg sent 10/04/2014

by kyle pro March 12, 2012

Ghost nerd

A nerd who knows to much about Xbox or call of duty. Lives to play xbox and thrives to be better than everybody else at it. A nerd that can't be seen behind the mic of his xbox.

Daniel is a ghost nerd.

by Bobby12321 April 12, 2012

Ghost Profiler

An online profile who is able to access info of those who haven't added it as a friend. They are anonymous and get info without your permission. One of the elite social network hackers. IE Facebook and MySpace

Friend: Hey I am trying to track down how this guy got my info. He is annoying me
Me: It must have been a ghost profiler.

by The 3lite haxor March 20, 2011

ghost in the wires

a hacker

He used to do alot of freelance programming work, but then went rogue and became a "ghost in the wires".

by vi66raptor October 23, 2011

Blowin' a ghost

When a person is starting to fall asleep & their head bobs up & down resembling giving a blowjob.

Hey bro,you're over there blowin' a ghost, you want me to drive for a while?

by Breadfan4life March 6, 2023

Stabbing The Ghost

When penetration continues after a creampie. (“the ghost” being the cum inside)

1: We were fucking and I came inside her, but I was still hard so I just kept Stabbing The Ghost until she came two more times.

by TenAgainst October 21, 2023