Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.

Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.

by Zort4Lyfe March 9, 2021

full Terri Schiavo

When someone goes beyond full retard.

WOw, that reporter just went full Terri Schiavo.

by mrbrout August 14, 2017

Full Head of Steam

In basketball, when a player has high speed and momentum. Usually used to describe large players driving to the goal for a dunk.

Originates from confused basketball announcers mixing up their words when trying to describe a player as moving “full steam ahead” before entering common usage.

Sometimes described as simply a “head of steam”.

Giannis is tearing down the court with a full head of steam!

Not many people are going to be willing to take a charge when LeBron gets a head of steam toward the goal.

by Charles the invisible roommate May 25, 2019

Going Full Holst

When you have sex while listening to The Planets Suite Op. 32 by Gustav Holst, you start waving your dick around like a conductor's baton for Mars the Bringer of War, then you rigorously eat your girl out to Venus Bringer of Peace, followed by rhythmic fistibg during Mercury the Winged Messenger and a long deep throating for the "I vow to thee my country" interlude in Jupiter, Bringer of Jolity. Then you both get up and go to the bathroom during Saturn, the bringer of old age. The action resumes during Uranus, the Magician as the girl puts on a strap on and GOES TO TOWN. Finally, by the time you hear Neptune the Mystic, you both have leg cramps and then you both jump out of bed and that's pretty much it because you both have work in the morning.

The missus and I were going full Holst last night during the Proms.

by jsizzle82 September 12, 2019

Full Brown Jacket

When you're doing anal and she leaves a thin coating of shit on your dick

Man 1: "how did last night go?"
Man 2: "pretty bad. We did anal and she gave me the full brown jacket"
Man 1: "oh shit, I'm so sorry"

by ThePussyTickler December 16, 2019

full body swirly

when you are over life at school so you hop in a toilet and flush yourself down into the ocean where you will live with nemo and all his friends.

My best friend ruined my life my telling the girl I like that I was in love with her. So now I will give myself a full body swirly.

by LFed December 12, 2015