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Flying Monkey

The act of a man bending at the knees, putting his fists on the floor, and performing cunnilingus on a standing female partner. While performing this act, the man has free reign to create a more dramatic experience by making angry monkey sounds, wearing wings, and occasionally scratching his head.
This past weekend I finally found a hoe willing enough to let me do the Flying Monkey!
by DramaMoon6 February 11, 2014
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flying monkies

A bunch of minions from The Wizard of Oz that work for the Wicked Witch of the West, and are monkies, with wings. The person who thought of this is clearly a moron because no one liked the idea of flying monkies, because monkies are most like humans and humans have no chance in being able to fly without a machine. Overall, flying monkies is a terrible idea.
Amanda: Hey girl, did you see those flying monkies in that movie? They were silly sweet!
Grace: I found those flying monkies to be totally ridiculous, The Wizard of Oz should have never been a movie.
by bloodysox1918 May 3, 2006
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Flying High

When you are smoking weed and getting head at the same time, which creates the feeling of "Flying High"
Person 1: Dude i was totally Flying High yesterday.
Person 2: You were on a plane?
Person 1: Noo man i was getting high and getting head.
by BranBran Styles April 24, 2011
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flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.
by The Dude's a Pederast January 8, 2008
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Flying the Pig

When you don't want to tell your homeboy, homeboys, homegirls, or homegirl that you are dating the cop, police officer, military offical who arrested, busted, two-steped with, or anyone of your family memebers or friends who had a previous relationship with them that you are now and they find out anyways
I don't want to be flying the pig on this one, do you know how upset _______ will be if (he/she) finds out? Maybe I should tell (her/him/or them) but what if they tease me!

It is none of their concern whether or not I am flying the pig, bacon is bacon, a uniform is a uniform, we have good sex without everyone knowing about it

It doesn't matter if you are on the same team or not, you were flying the pig

You act like you are flying the pig, what are you not telling me?

The girls in Jail told me we were dating when I wasn't sure that we really were so I apologized for Flying the Pig on them

Two Pigs that are dating are definately flying
by Andrea Pearson-Haas February 20, 2009
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emotional fling

Is a brief period of time where u think u had feelings for someone.But the truth of the matter is u don't.This usually happens when the person helps u get through a tough time and this it is a more likely to happen with a friend from the opposite sex.
Dude for a brief period of time I thought i had emotional fling with Charlotte, when she was helping me get through the break up.
by gosgrd January 25, 2010
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Japanese Person: LOOK ITS GOZILLA!
white Guy(AKA Killjoy):No, it seems to be an army Shiny Flying Velociraptors armed with rocket launchers
Japanese Person: GODZILLA!
white guy: Facepalm...sigh
by Twss Facepalm December 25, 2010
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