Kpop Depression 

When you love the boys too much that you cry day and night, that it slowly slowly ruins your mental Health

Eg: I love baekhyun so much. He is the Cutest fluff baby I have ever seen I can’t handle it anymore. I really can’t I love him too much. I’m crying again. I think I have kpop depression.

Eg: San is so beautiful he makes my heart go bdfhwjdbsj. I cry everytime I see him.

Kpop Depression by Exoduex January 9, 2020

Suicidal Depression 

A Condition that most Internet users have.

Guy: I have Suicidal Depression
Girl: Oh cool, you use Reddit

Suicidal Depression by UnHomo May 19, 2021

Post-Hangover Depression 

The feeling you get when you get a hangover and realize that getting drunk sucks ass

Person 1-I'm never getting drunk again.

Person 2-Why?

Person 1-THE HANGOVER WAS TERRIBLE!!!

Person 2-Oh,you're suffering from Post-Hangover Depression

Person 1-Bang!(Blows Brains Out)

Post-Hangover Depression by fanfanmofo November 27, 2011

Middle Schoolers Depression 

a period in time in which a Middle or High school student will feel pessimistic or in a deep sadness (also MSD)

Dude, do you have Middle Schoolers Depression?

Middle Schoolers Depression by THEGMANERER May 16, 2018

Post Mormon Depression 

The condition that is caused when a "The Book of Mormon" fan becomes sad because they already saw the show at the theatre.

Damn.... I need to watch a Book of Mormon bootleg because I have Post Mormon Depression.

Post Mormon Depression by AnonymousCreature444 August 10, 2018

I have crippling depression 

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?

Meg; I have crippling depression

I have crippling depression by NUbDUBS August 22, 2017

Repressed Mammaries 

A term used to describe the small breasts of a woman.

Rikina has a nice rump, but some repressed mammaries.

Repressed Mammaries by Koosh 12 September 26, 2011