couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

Lobby Connect

to be fired discreetly

Sam "Hey you have a lobby connect meeting tomorrow with the boss man."
Josh "Ugh, thats the third job this month!"

by V0!D May 11, 2020

json conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.

by metawave September 6, 2020

json-conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.

by metawave September 6, 2020

Re Conectamy

When you have a vasectomy re connected

I hooked up with a a young broad she wants to have kids and wants me to get a Re Conectamy

by Fu2 mofo October 26, 2020

covid connection

When you have a romantic “thing” with someone that isn’t defined because the awkward, lonely, I’m-working-on-myself-right-now, although needy common pandemic dating mindset.

“Are they together?” - “No, I think they just have a covid connection.”

“He waits for me in front of my building every day and holds the door. It’s great.” - “Are you guys ever going to talk?” - “Probably not.”

by Izzy.Bella October 30, 2020

sleeping contest

Sleeping contest when you vs someone to see who can sleep the longest the win is always 100% the female

Who is winning the sleeping contest

by Bing bing bong bong November 6, 2020