COCKatiel

When a man pulls out his penis and places it on your shoulder, possibly making bird/parrot noises for attention.

Bert Kreischer placed his dick on his wife's shoulder, when she'd tell the story, he'd tell them "it wasn't a parrot... It was a COCKatiel!"

by Dracodarkness123 September 5, 2023

cockalockapus

When you lock back your foreskin inside a pusshole

Jimmy had to go to the hospital due to cockalockapus

by Jueputa September 9, 2023

cockalin

Talking about shit that happened a few months ago.

Mark: Yo., that cockalin was fucking insane!!!
James: I know right?

by Yo, I love my life. December 18, 2023

Cockamamie

Crazy malevolent

This Great Reset thing is so cockamamie, it being from the root of all evil will kill us and all life on earth.

by Book o Mark December 19, 2023

cockanary

Absurd or crazy, a thing or event.

Or bullshit.

e.g. “I just found a million dollars, THATS COCKANARY!”
e.g. “She’s dating her cousin, THATS COCKANARY!”

by Absisgwngah January 15, 2024

Cockamoymoy

I am so juicy and so fucking horny I need some D

Cockamoymoy Fuck me I'm so juicy

by Franky Frank frank January 24, 2024

Cockassion

A man's occasion to suck a cock.

Wife: My ex Kyle wants to join us tonight for the threesome.

Husband: Oh boy, I expect to finally have my cockassion.

by Aramalec February 4, 2024