crack one 

verb.

To fart.

Synonyms: rip one, blow one, cut one

Donkey: "Oooo, Shrek, did you just do that? Man, you oughta warn someone when you crack one like that!"
Shrek: "Believe me, Donkey, If that had been me, you'd have been dead. (*inhales*) It's brimstone."

crack one by ferdii6069 June 1, 2016

Crack baby 

Isaiah

Isaiah is a crack baby

Crack baby by Real dictionary . Com June 22, 2016

Crack of the egg 

A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.

Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!

Crack of the egg by Reth_b_! July 3, 2016

Crack Cocanal 

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole

Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"

Crack Cocanal by eoz91 November 12, 2016

Crack a Bitch 

When a fuckboy doesn't leave you alone, so you get revenge by showing him that you have a pussy, you don't need another one

"If he doesn't stop texting me, we will crack a bitch"

Crack a Bitch by cupcakes are life November 15, 2016

Crack napkin 

Man I sharted my pants and I'm gonna need a crack napkin!!

A crack napkin helps with the excess sweat and leakage in the anal area.

Crack napkin by Rwruff November 19, 2016

crack talking 

when your voice cracks while you are talking or singing it can also mean you are on a lot of crack and everyone knows

your singing is horrible did you just crack talk or is that just your voice.
jimmy i know your on crack stop crack talking.

crack talking by crack it up February 17, 2017