boat buzzer

A young person with an unexplainable fear of motorboating. Usually stems from childhood boating accidents involving topless women.

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Complete breast immersion is the only way boat buzzers can fight the fear and embrace the tantalizing melons in their lives.

Dude, she's totally asking for it, just look at her top. Stop being such a boat buzzer and stick your face in there.

by EarlLynch October 22, 2014

Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

dick boating

Dick Boating (v) The act of burying one's face in some dudes crotch and blowing raspberries on his junk.

SEE ALSO: Outboard Canoe

"Dude, Jenny went Dick Boating with me last night and it was AWESOME!"

by SailorDick February 6, 2014

Boat Crafting

Before rolling a joint you take the bottom corner of a paper and twist it, then open it up like a boat to stash the goods inside. Usually used when at a party because it makes it easier to roll standing up and it stops your shit from falling out.

Person one: "Hey man you gonna roll that doobie?"
Person two: "Nah man too many fuckin people and no surface to roll on"
Person one: "Fuck that bro, just craft a boat"
Person two: "Fine dude, where would we be without boat crafting?"

by LSD-SDL April 14, 2012

Tug boat

To motor boat the butt cheeks

She had no titties to motor boat so I had to give her a tug boat

by Lonestar3000 September 26, 2022

Boat

A floating thing people refuse to get on because going to other places by plane is faster.

That does NOT mean cheaper!

Joe: Did you buy the boat?

Max: I was supposed to buy a boat? I brought a Cessna with a Big Mac meal instead!

by Armistace Sin February 8, 2023

red dot boat

refers to girls on their periods. Usually only used in conversation between two girls.

"hey Marry, are you on the red dot boat?"

by Contessa in Monterey June 14, 2008