Blue Jacket

1) n. An enlisted person in the U.S. or British Navy; a sailor.a sailor in the Navy. blue•jack•et (ˈbluˌdʒæk ɪt) n. a sailor.

2) n. (Military) a sailor in the Navy
Blue Jackets spend extended periods of time at sea, in all- weather conditions.
by Pathogorean March 28, 2013
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blue couch

A picture text of a woman giving a blow job to a moster dick next to a blue couch, usually accompanied with a the phrase "Hey I'm selling this blue couch, but unfortunatley this is the the only pic i have of it."
Jeffrey: Hey Alex do you want a pic of that blue couch?
Alex: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
by Carnage1106 June 25, 2011
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Blue States

Morgan Quitno's rankings of the states with the highest crime rates, starting with the most dangerous. Asterisks (*) denote red states which voted Republican in the 2004 election:

1. Nevada*
2. Louisiana*
3. Arizona*
4. Maryland
5. South Carolina*
6. Florida*
7. Tennessee*
8. Alaska*
9. New Mexico
10. California
11. Texas*
12. Michigan
13. Georgia*
14. Oklahoma*
15. Delaware
16. Illinois
17. Mississippi*
18. North Carolina*
19. Alabama*
20. Washington
21. Missouri*
22. Kansas*
23. Ohio*
24. Colorado*
25. Hawaii
26. Kansas*
27. Indiana*
28. Oregon
29. Massachusetts
30. Pennsylvania
31. New York
32. New Jersey
33. Rhode Island
34. Utah*
35. Nebraska*
36. Minnesota
37. Kentucky*
38. Virginia*
39. Connecticut
40. Montana*
41. Idaho*
42. Wisconsin
43. Iowa*
44. West Virginia*
45. Wyoming*
46. South Dakota*
47. New Hampshire
48. Maine
49. Vermont
50. North Dakota*
Of the first 10 states (most dangerous) on the list, only three were "blue states."

Of the first 25, 17 were red states.

Of the last 10 states (safest) on the list, only four were "blue states," yet most of the "red states" with the exception of Iowa, Idaho and West Virginia have populations below a million and are sparsely populated.

Of the last 25, 13 were red states.
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blue breasts

A female equivalent of blue balls. The female is stimulated nearly until the point of orgasm, either by herself or a friend (man or metal) but gets stopped (by parents coming) or because of other reasons (the man ejaculates and has no energy left to give her more pleasure).
Helena: Chris got me so hot last night, but then we heard the front door slam, so we knew his parents were home. He jumped out the window, but it was the back door that I left open, so it was a false alarm. I had blue breasts, so I had to finish the job with my little silver friend.
Jaelene: That must have sucked. I know the feeling.
Helena: Indeed.
by CheeseRapist November 19, 2007
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Blue's Clues

A sexual position in which you and your partner watch an exerpt from a pornographic film and then the male "blue-scadoos" into the bed and you have to do exactly what you just saw.
My favorite position is Blue's Clues, but I have to use caution about what film I pick.
by ThaRealScoobaSteve January 09, 2014
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Blue job

A task which is always done by the man in a relationship. (Pink jobs are done by the woman)
Emptying the bins is a blue job in our household
by SiameseWhite August 13, 2009
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blue star

Another word for the little pill known as ecstasy.
"Hey, what drugs you got over there?"

"Some blue star, you want?"
by ArtemisTheThird January 02, 2010
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