bisquit

an alternative biscuit. for those who are too legit to quit.

"aye neeck! get the bisquits off di counter. ouna shkiaphona?"

by Elvira Worcestershire April 1, 2010

wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

Biscuit Body

When a person (male or female) is generally shaped like a tube of biscuits. Not really fat, but not skinny, and seemingly the same width from any angle.

Jim: Hey man, what do you think of Claire?
Bob: She's alright man. I mean, cute face but she's got a biscuit body.
Jim: Dude, I know. It's weird. She's cute but also not...

by colto January 9, 2016

biscuit (guinea pig)

A guinea pig biscuit is a very happy guinea pig. Most of the time, they live quite longer than regular piggies and are a pet to cherish. They are skittish, but loving to there owners. They are a little harder to train than other guinea pigs, but they are great pets!

Biscuit (guinea pig) is my new guinea pig, and she is very loving!

by I know everything on guinea pi March 21, 2017

visa biscuit

An attractive woman who will hook up with a man regardless of attraction for the purpose of obtaining a visa to said man's country.

That bar has plenty of hot locals but they are all visa biscuits.

by Ghengis Juan November 6, 2006

chew biscuit

Chew biscuit is another term for a dip or pinch of chewing tobacco.

In other terms, a 'biscuit' is the shortened term for a dip.
The 'biscuit' or chew goes into the lower or upper lip of the mouth which is also known as the 'basket'.

Example: "Hey man, wanna have a chew biscuit with me?"
"I could really go for a biscuit right now."

Example: "I'm just throwing a biscuit in the basket" meaning that you are throwing a dip of chewing tobacco into your lip.

by jzinger December 13, 2013

semen biscuit

Dried up clump of semen left on your stomach leftover from masturbating the previous night.

I found a large semen biscuit on my stomach this morning, but I didn't bother to wash it off before going to school this morning.

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014