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Cleaver The Beaver

1. To penetrate a virgin's vagina.

2. To have sex with an uptight girl.
1. "I can't believe it I got to cleaver the beaver and she was 22." "WOW!"

2. "Last night I had sex with Her she was so Cleaver, I had to write an essay so that I could cleaver the beaver with her."
by Jimmy Schmidts August 19, 2008
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Beavis and Butt-Head

Beavis and Butt-Head are two 15 year old kids that act like they don't have too many brain cells from all of the meth they use. Basically a show that I could have lived w/o watching in my childhood considering that I was 8 years old when the first episode aired.
It is a show that makes you more stupid just because you are actually wasting your time watching it. The only thing that it inspired me was how to be really good at fucking shit up and consuming time that I could have used to do something more useful or productive.
I feel that it would have been better if Beavis and Butt-Head weren't on basic cable to rot little childrens minds but rather published elsewhere. I must say, it had to be one of the most hilarious shows ever broadcasted in us history.
Person A: (8 year old) Have you watched Beavis and Butt-Head?
Person B: (5 year old) No, what is it?
Person A: It's on MTV, you should watch it sometime.
Person B: Aight G.
Person B: *Few days later* G, I thought it would be kool to ignite my house on fire but I came back and there were these cars with flashing red and blue lights. They said my parents and lil sis DIED G.
Person A: Dude, dont tell them I told you to watch B&B!
by Craig Dunn August 7, 2005
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Beavooooo

Childlike creature often mistaken for the milkybar kid.
“Hey is that the Milkybar Kid over there?”
Oh god NO! It’s a Beavooooo RUN!!”
by Paul Godwin March 31, 2005
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Frito beaver

An individual who loves and craves Fritos chips so much that their two top front teeth become bucked out like a beaver. This can be an actual protrusion of the teeth, or can be achieved by placing a Frito on top of each of the two top front teeth, under the top lip, thus allowing them protrude like buck teeth.
After eating that entire bag by yourself, you've turned into a Frito beaver.
by Turner Sultan July 17, 2010
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beavspace

a website which was founded on myspace, by a beaver.
welcome to beavspace. beaver is god.
by ugene farrot September 12, 2006
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Beavising

simply another word for pulling but in a more sly manner and may be frowned upon
No beavising on the bus!
by Bobby Dazzler July 4, 2003
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beaver wolf

cross mix after a beaver and wolf have a baby.
Dude did you here about logan, he went into the woods about a week ago. Cops said he never even had a chance as soon as the beaver wolf even saw him.
by LowGannn January 30, 2009
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