Johnny

Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls

That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny

by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023

Johnny

Johnny is usually super tall and loves baseball. He is normally shy at first but when you get to know him he is really silly and fun. He loves to eat and hang out with friends.

Damn, Johnny is so hot.

by whoelseisdoingyourmom October 11, 2021

Johnny

Sweet, and love ludvig

Hey johhny, johnny

by Luddyboy March 24, 2023

Bling Johnny

Bling Johnny is God. Bling Johnny is life. Bling Johnny is life.

Person 1: EYO IS THAT BLING JOHNNY!?

Person 2: IT IS

Person 1: *dies because of holy bling*

by Iron taste like blood September 3, 2021

Johnny “Maddog”

A skinny man with skin like a leather boot and hair like a half suck mango who walks around town acting like a hard cunt scary children and stealing dogs

That Johnny “maddog” just jumped out of the bush and scared some kid and took there dog

by Mad dog patrol 123 November 18, 2023

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

The Johnny Cash

When a girl fucks your ass with a 14 inch dildo using chilie oil for lube, creating a "burning ring of fire"

-aye bro my girl just pulled The Johnny Cash on me
-holy shit bro how are you still walking

by Mr.DepresoExpresso June 6, 2021