johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times

That guy is good as a Johnny McGross!

by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021

Johnny

A Grown Man who Grinds 24/7/365 for success. He is the Rizz man, Rich, Perfect Body Built, More Sociable then any Celebrity/person on earth, but also a silent calm person. He masters any skill, He’s gentle hearted to nature & Homeless People by giving them cash. He gets A+ grades in all courses in his education Engineering.

Johnny is Different, Every female love talking to him, they can talk to him all day long & on.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022

Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.

"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"

by Azhidal November 16, 2020