Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

shit balls and ass cock

Something you say when you fuck up... royally.

Oh, shit balls and ass cock! I left the car in neutral and now it's in the lake.

by RowVII January 20, 2017

shit menu

All the examples or reasons why someone or something is a total piece of shit.

"Why do I think that your football team is a piece of shit? Well, let's look at the shit menu, starting with your Rehab Pussy Rehababack...."

by Sublimesq March 2, 2015

Shit

1. The actual fece(s) of an animal or human

2. The action of having to poop

3. Objects, things, or belongings
4. A verbal way of expressing emotion

1. "There's shit on my lawn ."

2. "Sorry, I have to go take a shit."

3. It took Sam hours to put away all of his shit.

4. -" Holy shit, that's amazing!"

-"Ah shit, what did you do this time?"

by NOVA_KILL July 17, 2019

SHIT

POOP, YOU, YOU, YOURSELF, WHOEVER YOU HATE

YOU ARE A BIG PEICE OF SHIT

by behanna September 30, 2017

Whore Shit

Horse Shit is Whore Shit, period!

"Vic DiBitetto rides a horse named Horse Shit. He has also been known to ride a whore named Whore Shit. I don't know which one is worse!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 6, 2023

Lickety Shit

A poop that is finished in under a minute. One good squeeze and she’s out.

Hugh: We don’t have time for you to take a dump, we’ll be late for badminton.

Frankfort: Chill...it will be a lickety shit.

by JessiDubbya May 11, 2018