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Short man syndrome

When a guy can't grow any taller so he feels the need to brag about his money and watches simply because every other guy is getting pussy because they are taller.
Britney: "I feel bad for anthony, he's still 5'3."
Katie: "I know, I think he struggles with short man syndrome. Explains why his snapchat is always filled with things he just bought"
by Katkattt January 25, 2017
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Water-man

A crazy degenerate looking, gimp mask wearing man in a silver tightsuit who was in the sidemen hole in the wall video along with six other beautiful men. So, another KSI character.
"hunghhhhhhh i want to see simon wet hngghnghh"
~Water-man
by thebhenchod July 13, 2022
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Da-MAN

Damon.
(Da-MAN) Noun.

Damon is the ultimate cool dude, the superhero of swagger and all things awesome! He's referred to as DaMAN because he's just THAT smooth and confident. He's the dad of super dads, always putting his family first and rocking that cape of love and care.

Damon is like a human ice cube, thriving in chilly weather and always down for a snowball fight or a snuggle by the fireplace. His humor is so lit that he could probably roast a marshmallow with his jokes, making everyone feel as cozy as a marshmallow in hot cocoa.

As a bud, Damon's loyalty runs deeper than a forever stamp, always having your back no matter what. Need a hand? Damon's got you covered like a blanket in a blizzard. And he's not just a tech nerd, he's like the Einstein of gadgets, always the first to know what's hot in the tech world.

But wait, there's more! Damon is a speed demon, a thrill-seeking motorcycle maniac who loves the rush of wind in his face. He's a swiss army knife of awesomeness, juggling being a loyal friend, a loving dad, a tech guru, and a wild child all in one super cool package. Damon - DA-MAN, the myth, the legend!
"Have you crossed paths with Da-MAN yet? He's the dude who can make you snort with laughter and is always ready to lend a hand - seriously, he's like a walking, talking guidebook on how to be a DaMAGICAL man!"
by Deborah from HR May 21, 2024
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Little man syndrome

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time
“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”
by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025
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derp man elite

A male that has sex with a female and to get her pregnant and proceeds to never see her again.
derp man elite was never seen by her again.
by notkejejnsn September 5, 2017
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Tic Tac Man

A guy with a tiny chode; one who carries a small squat penis; slang - Marvin's D.
I saw him in the locker room, he's a real Tic Tac Man.
by Dragon Mike Hawk August 14, 2025
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Squirrel Man

When Donald Trunk staples a Squirrel to his head for his latest hair do. Squirrel Mange comes to life
The Donald or Squirrel Man is showing off his latest Squirrel Mange hair do to all the voters
by realkiwidude2 November 4, 2020
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