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Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today
Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!
by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021
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Man

Something you don't have or you do or just absent in your life because of how stupid you are for reading this.
"I wish I had a man in my life"-Woman 2021
by Definer person September 29, 2021
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No man’s land

1.The land between two opposing factions (usually entrenched) in a war. Originating from the Great War (2)

2. The hellish area filled with shells, craters, corpses and barbed wire between the Allied and CP trenches.

3. The area between the sack and the butthole.
British commander : up and into no man’s land, boys!
British soldier: *groans in pain* i just got hit there by a piece of shrapnel!
by PonianYoutube September 30, 2021
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MUD MAN

Just like porch monkey, jungle bunny or even spook mud man means BLACK PERSON!
Dan- "look right there Johnny I see me a black man bout 30 yards out"
Johnny- "Well ill be dammed", "HEY MUDMAN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I SMACK YOU SILLY BOY!"

mud man
by bones from monster house February 14, 2022
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Big man

by SIgmaBigMan February 15, 2022
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Hoochie coochie man

A man with style, class, and a sexual appearance of a Patrick Swayze. With a absolute 9 iron of a Johnson
Hoochie coochie man- Sam Elliot, cbum, Patrick Swayze, and any form of the name Dalton.
by I’ve cube February 15, 2022
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Chasing a bald man

- What were you doing last night?
- meh... nothing
- I bet you were chasing a bald man!
by Captain Baldman February 15, 2022
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