Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo

Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu…

Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.

by Gtagamer1000000 September 20, 2022

i was on crack

the phrase "i was on crack" is a quick yet poor excuse for doing something stupid or retarded.
the phrase can also be used humorously with friends to play off something minor that will not bring the fbi into the picture.

fbi: will we find any sexually explicit images of children on your pc edp445?

edp: nah offica, i ain't sick like dat.
fbi: *opens up lolicon folder* "sir why is there lolicon on your pc?
edp: *shits out cupcake* "uhhh i was on crack when i downloaded that"

friend: john why did throw your hamburger at an elderly woman?
john: oh yeah, i was on crack
friend: oh ok.

by penis of johnson. November 29, 2022

I like my dog

When someone is board and searchers it up.
Or
Someone who likes their dog/dogs and types it.

I like my dog.
Not to complicated to understand.

by ApErSoNtHaTiSbOaRdAf May 28, 2021

I thought of something funnier then 24

25:)))))))))))))

Spongebob:Hey Patrick i thought of something funnier then 24
Patrick:Lemme hear it
Spongebob:25
Both laugh

by Shia LaBeaof March 18, 2021

no i

backfire autocorrect no u

When auto correct comes in and does its worst.

Oscar: Fuck you ur mom gay
Dan: No I
Dan: *hangs self and fucking dies*

by heletojeadam jklol May 23, 2018

I love Shinada

I love Shinada refers to a character from Yakuza 5 - Tatsuo Shinada, and the love to this character.

Yo dude.. I love Shinada so much, this guy is so funny

by yahiacord mods February 19, 2024

Canon I work for pretty simple

It is said by famous tiktoker @loamfy on every meme of a game called criminal case, if you’re gonna use it credit tiktoker @loamfy

Peter: *shows loamfy a criminal case meme*
Loamfy: canon I work for pretty simple

by Loamfy February 11, 2023