by The leaker February 4, 2025

by Chureee June 28, 2023

The app man who showed up at my place was even hotter in person than he was in his ad. He's going to be worth every penny.
by Unkie Mark June 11, 2019

Immediately after climaxing you flop onto your side and scream "Into the bruh bunker".
Can only be done if performed during football season.
Can only be done if performed during football season.
by bigvanillagorilla June 5, 2019

A man who is easily put in the dishwasher. A stubborn angry little short man who acts very tough but secretly has a massive mommy kink
Alex from Clockwork Orange is prime Dishwasher Man. He acts tough but would cry if I insulted his Funko pop collection in front of his friend. Prime scrubbing down material.
by Yenolegal January 13, 2023

A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.
by Ballsinurmomma January 26, 2023

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
