slutty mountain man stands for a certain kind of style particularly seen in men and is essentially a positive description. It describes a mixture of baggy street style often combined with hats, Carhartt clothing pieces f.e., and pieces typically snowboarders would wear.
"Everyday I cry knowing that a carhartt jacket will never fit me the way it does a slutty mountain man."
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
"He is so my type, he is a slutty mountain man"
by ari1004 November 18, 2023
Get the slutty mountain manmug. by Lincoln Ler May 27, 2023
Get the bacteria manmug. by Lexiiiii02 August 3, 2016
Get the the man whoremug. a man or woman who often have the skills to persuade others thru the use of manipulative tactics. These individuals are pathological liars and psychopaths. They will try to charm you with helping you at first, but do not let these individuals fool you, it is not genuine, its a manipulation tactic of a narcissist. It is a game they play in hopes to persuade you to be on their side. Deep down this individual is troubled, they will often try to mimic the people who shines above them. And if that fails they will try anything to sabotage their reputation. Often they will live a miserable life, not spending time with their families, having resentment issues, and when they go, no one really cares.
I just worked with a company man last night, let me tell you, I will work harder to finish the job than work with this tool.
by a seeker not a destroyer September 25, 2022
Get the company manmug. Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.
by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019
Get the Mansmug. by NopeNope6969 September 14, 2025
Get the Refried Manmug. Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.
It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.
Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum
by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023
Get the Florida Man Colonsseummug.