i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

by Donald Schwartz May 8, 2008

I can see my house from here

A hyperbolic joke made by people who are rather high up in the air, but not high (or close) enough to actually see their houses.

Sylvie on a ferris wheel: "Don't rock the cart, we're so high up! Like, I can see my house from here"

by mcilroga October 31, 2008

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Simply, my cum brings all the boys to my crotch.
(To eat me out, go down on me)

Hey guys, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

by Jonathan Gohanovich March 25, 2010

my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!

an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation

You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.

by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

Hey, I have a note from my doctor

Said when someone insults you

Person A: You're ugly

Person B: Hey, I have a note from my doctor

by Skids McGee September 28, 2008

Fuck Me Till My Face Falls Off

Originally a Vine made by Daz Black.

A popular Meme.

“Fuck me till my face falls off Jason”

by Cpcpcpcpcp November 5, 2018