Windows syndrome

An irresistible desire to use an operating system that screws one up repeatedly even after one pays for it. Considered to be a form of masochism.

Susan is an idiot to advise Linux to John when she clearly knows that he suffers from Windows syndrome.

by leo_sk October 12, 2023

Woomer-window

A window through which an individual yells strange and obscene statements at unsuspecting passerbyers.

I just got woomer-windowed. verb.

He just used the moonroof on my Civic as an woomer-window. noun.

My buddy fell through the woomer-window window. adj.

by Jonathan Moon November 27, 2006

window moment

when you go through the dang window how tf does that happen?!!!

yo that was a total window moment

by succmyween May 31, 2022

Windows e.x.e has shut down

When you are so confused your brain shutsdown or when the teacher looks at your work your doing your work in school

Teacher:*stands behind Jimmy when hes working*

Jimmy:windows e.x.e has shut down

Buh buh buh buh buh

by Turn_off_safe_search_sonic_69 June 17, 2020

Can’t get through the window

When your trying to get with someone but it’s not working

Ethan tried to pull that girl but he can’t get through the window

by Ashlikescashyo September 13, 2018

Window cleaners knee

Windows cleaners knee is a myth used by pot heads with low self esteem and not much get up and go.

Don't think I'll work tomorrow I seem to have window cleaners knee

by Carltuk May 04, 2016

window anxiety

The anxiety of uncovered windows at night (eg- being scared someone will be looking at you through the window if you look outside at night)

Oh yeah I have window anxiety, that’s why my window shades/blinds get closed before it turns dark

by Zenny08 November 30, 2024