Dutch Oven Belgium waffle 

A dirty sex maneuver between two German mexican niggers, where one man opens up his Dutch Oven (His rectum), and the other inserts his Belgium Waffle batter (shit) and leaves it in the Dutch oven for approximately 10 minutes. Flip the waffle half way through and it will be ready when you insert a tooth pick in and it comes out clean. Remove it from the oven carefully with a spatula or a dick, lather it in piss-butter and feel free to top it off with some cum-syrup. Enjoy!

Son: What's for breakfast Dad???

Dad: We're making home made Dutch Oven Belgium waffle's in your dutch oven, bend over son.

Dutch Oven Belgium waffle by BelgiumWaffleMan November 22, 2011

rofl my waffle

1)an exclamation of suprise.
2)an insult and a hint toward homosexuality....

1)The Pope's got cancer? Well ROFL my waffle!

2)hey baby why dont you come rofl my waffle and tongue my balls. I have syrup ;)

rofl my waffle by OMG TEH HAX! February 28, 2005

winkie waffle 

A feminine hygiene pad

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles

winkie waffle by funkusmungus May 7, 2011

Haunted Waffle 

To have vaginal sex. Simple, yes? Well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman's vagina. You threated to light them unless given what you want. You then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. Next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. After the bridge, you insert your ballsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. You will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.

***NOTE: The female population may see a drastic drop.

Hipster: I liked Haunted Waffles before they were mainstream.

Haunted Waffle by Woobiefuck May 20, 2011

boston waffle 

When a lover defecates on another lovers chest. WITHOUT PERMISSION. Then pats down the feces with his buttox to make it into a flat surface. Then the man ejaculates on the feces which acts as the syrup.

That guy gave one hell of a Boston Waffle to that bitch!

boston waffle by ColdShadow April 30, 2016

Homophobic Waffle Fries 

when some is homophobic and likes chickfila

random ass bitch : chick-fil-a 's fries smack
me: but they're homophobic
random ass bitch: ok and...
me: ok well enjoy ur homophobic waffle fries ig

Homophobic Waffle Fries by thatonegaymflmao February 12, 2021

Dick Waffle 

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

Dick Waffle by Dick Spears May 9, 2011