beat the buffet

A system of tactics that allow you to take full advantage of any 'all you can eat' buffet. As described by Howard, in channel 4 sitcom Fresh Meat. The plan is as follows:

1. Positioning: close to the buffet. Minimising plate travel and ensuring prime position for refills.

2. The first round: just one of each item. This is the introductory taster plate; we don't want to waste stomach space on non-tasty items.

3. Round 2: maximise high value items eg. prawns, over low value bulk foods such as rice or noodle. Remember the aim is not to have a satisfying meal out, the aim is to beat the buffet.

4. When you feel like you can't eat anymore: bring out the transporter. *Proceeds to tip a large plate of noodle into a rucksack lined with a plastic bag.

beat the buffet by thegrandmaster98 December 19, 2011

Smack the bitch outta you 

Phrase - A comment said from one person (usually African-American male) to another person (usually African-American female) when when they are acting like a bitch, meaning that they would be smacked so hard they would stop being a bitch.

Ex:1

Jenida: Tyrell you are such a douche!

Tyrell: Woman, quit talking before I smack the bitch outta you!

Ex:2

Joseph: Man, Tracy was acting really mean earlier.

Johnny: I know dude, somebody should smack the bitch outta her.

Ex:3

Bailey: Damn Courtney you better stay outta my way!

Courney: Yeah, and you better shut up before I smack the bitch outta you!

Smack the bitch outta you by H0biez09 April 13, 2012

boxing the bald champ 

For a male to chronically masterbate

Well i just need some lotion to get to boxing the bald champ

boxing the bald champ by SlaughterHouse35 March 18, 2016

Hit the Backboard

When jerking off on the toilet, you turn around to blow your load into the bowl but miss and hit the seat cover

Person 1: Dude, what the fuck is all over my toilet seat?
Person 2: Sorry bro i hit the backboard.

Hit the Backboard by jews69 March 20, 2016

What the blunt 

A term only know by few, where a term is replaced with the word "blunt." Those who say this term don't need to hit the blunt, but need to know the true creator.

What the blunt is wrong with you?
Are you blunting me?
Take a blunt and blunt your blunt?
Are you literally blunting me?

What the blunt by Skifreaker3 June 9, 2016

shit the big suit 

When something terrible happens to a uniform or special equipment that you wear. Like crapping the dive suit, ski suit, or any other suit that is not easy to clean. A large mistake in the pants that also have an attached top like a union suit.

don't shit the big suit. I shit the big suit. Last week when I was out skiing I had a brand new union suit and instead of farting I shit the big suit. The first time I went kayaking I got so scared that I shit the big suit.

shit the big suit by dogberkley April 20, 2018

What the bags 

What the bags is a more appropriate way to say something like "What the fuck" or "What the balls". Its not punishable for saying it (yet) in school or out. It's also good to say on perhaps Xbox live because why would anyone report you for that.

Person who just died in Fortnite Battle Royale: What the bags bro, that guy was hacking.

Friend: Nah you just bad, but what the bags, why did you die?

What the bags by WhatTheBags June 2, 2018