caramel surprise

the act of covering your penis with poo then when a girl near you yawns u quickly stick your weiner in her mouth and then run...hitnrun, caramel surprise......unforgiveable

Matt:yo anthony i was chillin with jenna up in ottawa and i gave her a caramel surprise she couldnt breathe....
Anthony:was it unforgiveable?
Jennas brother:Matt im gonna kick the shit out of you!
Alex:im hard
Mitch:mu-hele hele?

by mattownslife February 23, 2008

Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise

A beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. The beaner watches a porno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a boner. The mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle ejaculates its sperm into a local camel's mouth. The camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner's mouth. The beaner takes a road trip with hs family then poops out a load of cum and intestinal liquids. A wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. The beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears vagina, then asshole.

Hola Amigo! Let's perform the Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise!

by Osama llama March 15, 2010

slurphead

means slaphead, with slurp meaning slap. Created by a very stupid boy from hearing a KFC advert. ("it must be terrible being married to a slaphead") He was certain that they were saying slurphead, and since then everyone has taken the piss but it has now become part of our language

shut up or im gonna give you a slurp round the head!

by chris jones March 24, 2005

Surpreet

Surpreet is a very useful tool for people because he gets all the girls and then he gives them to the celebrities and then they give him money that we use for buying stuff

Surpreet did you make me a new one?

by Kiddzz March 23, 2019

superbowl surprise

a huge explosive fart brought upon by an injury

When Brent jumped on Hilary's guts, she let loose a huge Superbowl Surprise.

by frijole January 10, 2009

sweetcorn surprise

When one finishes pooping to find that their poop is filled with sweetcorn. The sweetcorn is more of a surprise if one cannot recall consuming sweetcorn that day.

Helen was just about to flush her massive log when she noticed a delightful sweetcorn surprise!

by Lawley Peacock-Charlesworth April 1, 2009

halal surprise

Halal surprise is used to describe meat served in many fast food joints (mc donalds, kfc etc) that are in general not haram (like pig meat, although these are also considered halal surprise - the surprise element of eating before realising it isn't halal!), but that have not been reared and slaughtered according to Islamic teachings

Dude: Dude, I'm so hungover...i'm going to mcdonalds for some cheeseburger. Would you like some?
Muslim: No halal surprise for me, thanks!

by halal surprise inventor March 12, 2009