Suicide

The action of killing oneself because they hate themselves and want to not exist

Some methods are: Hanging, Ingesting Sodium Nitrate, Setting yourself on fire, Running into the road, Provoking a cop

In gonna go commit Suicide, cya

by RustedSky April 29, 2024

Suicidal Emo

Lilly. Dyes her hair every fucking second, walks around playing something in the way in her fag ass headphones or some suicidal shit she be listening to. A NEW DAY A NEW HAIR STYLE like no one fucking thinks you are cool bitch. Tells good people like @Taj to dig a hole and kill himself in it and do everyone a favour doing so. Like no one gives a shit about your suicidal, demon/ Satan summoning, emo, fucking bomb, crackhead looking ass.

That Suicidal Emo bitch is just like that fag lilly.

by BIG NIBBAS IN MY ASS August 16, 2022

Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

suicide squad

a group of weird emo kids.

ITS THE SUICIDE SQUAD RUNNNNNN!!!!!!!

by Basketballz February 13, 2023

a nigel suicide speed wank

when your having a wank just before blowing your mayonnaise load, shout out Mum!!!!(diseased and rotting). bring my dinner up please, then try and finish the job before she gets into your room

a nigel suicide speed wank cool

by mrs tosser October 19, 2025

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources

If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025