squirrel disease

Being distracted by something at a moments notice.

Starting a project and something shiny distracts you

I was about to reply to your text but I have squirrel disease

by Dasez September 17, 2017

Squirrel shit

When one plays hopscotch over a person's body, rubs genitalia on persons face, shoves penis in persons mouth and simultaneously shits on persons chest. Usually done under 3-5 different drugs.

Bruh me and tony got really fucked up last night and he let me squirrel shit!

by Theswagmaster420 October 18, 2017

squirlling

Looking for ones nut

I am squirlling hard tonight. I need to find my nut.

by Squirrelysquirell69 November 6, 2017

squires

the act of electrocuting the penis in front of a large audience for pleasure.

Mariella: Next up, we have Kyle. He’ll performing a squires for you lucky audience members tonight.

by jojoman235 November 18, 2017

Squirrel

To randomly whip your penis out and show it to an innocent bystanders as if you were doing them a favor.

That stupid son of a biscuit just mooned me and topped it off with a squirrel.

by Jock in mike C May 4, 2018

squirgle

a teacher thats a force and makes you do a ridiculous amount of work

Man did you see the essay Mr philips wants us to do? What a squirgle.

by NERT2109 May 6, 2018

Squirrel feeder

A person that has to feed the squirrels because they cant see.

Brian Davis, to the squirrel feeder.
The squirrles are hungery, Brian Davis, come feed them, you Syuirrel Feeder!

by number#1fan May 30, 2018