by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020
the biggest simp of simps , often likes to make up stories and try to make himself look better so girls can be more attracted to them.
Boy 1 : Dude did you hear what he was just saying ?
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
Boy 2: Dude , I know he’s saying stuff he’s never done before and never will.
Boy 1: He’s such a Lerma Simp dude .
by AJA October 31, 2019
A macho simp is a category of simping where a man objectifies himself and his sensibilities arbitrarily in favour of female hierarchy and gynocentricism by falsely feigning masculinity behind a short, easily-manipulated temper, a shoddy sense of hyper masculine chivalry and big sexualised muscles. In all his activities with women he cucks himself but averts the attention of it by presenting himself as a strong, manly man. He almost always subverts and compromises his own personal interests and sense of worth to either a wife, girlfriend, sister or group of women. He is generally a type of servant with sexy man muscles they cater to female sexual lists and other female sensibilities towards the male sex.
Joe: "Steve is a big guy, he could easily beat me up for sure. But he's still a simp, he's a macho simp. He's a total bitch when it comes to women. He just acts and looks tough to avoid being teased by the boys for being such a pussy"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.
by Human07 July 16, 2021
A man who bends over backwards to impress women, confesses his undying love.. then when rejected, cries in his car to metal and lights a dart.
by Ranuto March 03, 2021
You have a feeling that you like someone and you'll do anything for them and people will start calling you a simp but you don't care because your happy being a simp for drea- nevermind....Oh and it's not contagious-
by LeCanadianCoconut October 24, 2020
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 04, 2021