Revertolacrima

The psychological disorder of when a girl continuously takes back an ex-boyfriend, only to re-live the pain of their once failed relationship all over again.

Girl #1: Jenny called me crying about how her and Tom broke up again..

Girl#2: That girl suffers from revertolacrima.

by Paula Red November 28, 2011

River Drunk

To get so drunk while on a river that you fall in. Must be followed by a shit show of a night and an all around horrible camping trip.

Man, we all got way too River Drunk Saturday.

by C76M June 13, 2013

River Hebert

A small shitty place in Nova Scotia where there's nothing to do but stare at a wall.

Billy Bob: Hey wanna go to River Hebert?

Joe: No that place is boring.

by ImBillyBobJoe August 25, 2013

river barge

What some would refer to as a larger lady, not so classy, and may have been in a fist fight or two.

Ex: Pam from Archer, Rosie O'Donnell, Marge Simpson, your mom.

Tyler - "After John's white trash girlfriend got preggers, she got huuuuge."

Kevin - "Yeah man, she turned into a real river barge."

by gentleman774 December 18, 2013

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014

river ribs

Ratchet as fuck

Person one: "Have you seen that red-headed guy?"
Person two: "yeah, he's probably ratchet cause his nickname is River ribs"

by .:RiverIsFAKE:. June 18, 2014

rivering

When a person cries too much. In this case, when someone is rivering, they are crying a river.

"That was so sad!!! I was rivering all the way up to the part where she passed away in that scene!"

by shuushuu April 26, 2015