queef-fu

A unique and exceptionally rare skill most commonly found among the Female sex of most mammals. Observed to be the rapid flapping of ones pussy flaps similar to the flapping of ones' ears like Dumbo the flying elephant. Additionally, the use of Queef-Fu during sexual relations has been noted to produce the most euphoric dick massage known to any individual male that has experienced it.
Friend #1: Dude! the craziest thing happened when i hooked up with Jess last night!
Friend #2: What happened? You two good?
Friend #1: Better than good! It was utterly amazing! she made her pussy flaps flap so hard against my cock I thought she was about to fucking lift off to outer space!
Friend #2: OOOOOHHHHHHH YEAH!!!!!!! I've heard of that! It's known as Queef-Fu! You lucky Bastard.
by Queef-FuMaster6969 September 16, 2023
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Queef whistle

When a females vagina lets out high pitch whistle
No that was in a whistle in my pocket that was my vagina- queef whistle
by skylerdeleon19@gmail.com April 18, 2018
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Kaukauna Queef

The first laps of the mini truck race at Wisconsin international raceway in kaukauna Wisconsin.
What's that noise? It sounds like a million bees about to fuck somebody up. No that's just Bobby at W.I.R. doing the kaukauna queef.
by Big Earl two April 21, 2019
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Shart queef

A queef so loud and/or violent it causes the queerer to shart.
“My girlfriend shart queefed and stained the bedsheets last night
by Veganteacherwig November 18, 2022
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queef

a combination of air pressure and kinetic energy during the insertion of the male penis into the female vaginal entrance in the process of mating that results in bubbly sound that resembles a flatulence.
Oh my, she has queefed
by Gvcci14 February 28, 2018
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Queef

Oops I just done a queef, pardon me.
by UltimateDoge March 5, 2021
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mountain queef

A small Swiss village was wiped out yesterday by an avalanche caused by a monumental mountain queef. Resue services are still searching for survivors - Reuters
by Jammy11 April 23, 2017
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