Mountain Lion

An attractively seductive older Man who prefers younger woman. He’s the Man who doesn’t lose the swagger and multiple divorce papers as he ages, much past His deflated dusty prime. He’ll steal your girl like Hugh Jackman and pass her on to Johnny fucking Sins. He’s the silver fox, the Ron Swanson of men, the Matthew Mcconaughey of Boy’s . He has that Letter Kenney/Red Green tongue the will chirp harder than four girls and two Milf’ s currently in his bed. He’s got money like Jordan Belford, and can last longer than Viagra mixed with 5 Hour energy. And Godammit he’s a veteran.
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He’s such a Mountain Lion
by Dr. Benjamin, Dufuk Dover October 14, 2020
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mountain mace

When you trim weed and get particles in your eye(s)
I can't see; I just mountain maced myself
by Carl Cock March 01, 2017
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Canadian Mountain Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig
by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018
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booking up a mountain

To climb a mountain trail with vigor and determination
Joshua Quitter began a recent article in Time magazine about a Palm's Pre, profiling the man who created it, writing on June 15, 2009: "A few weeks ago, Jon Rubinstein
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"
by PRwiz101 July 03, 2009
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Mountain Top Bukoki

The Mountain Top Bukoki is when a tall woman stands with both arms up and together to form a Mountain while a group of men all ejaculate on her hands and let it run down to form snow mounds.
My wife loves the mountains so me and all of my friends turn her into one by doing the Mountain Top Bukoki.
by 417wsm February 16, 2023
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rocky mountain river trail

The act of lying on your back while someone hovers over you, spreading their cheeks as a drink is poured on their back. The liquid flows between the ass cheeks into your eager mouth.
Christoph wanted me to try his energy drink, so we Rocky Mountain River Trailed it!
by hotspicyboner February 01, 2023
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