Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.
"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."
by mistergq79 January 16, 2013
When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.
Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...
Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...
Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?
by riga1tony May 28, 2009
While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
by Starknight97 April 10, 2007
When a female is so enraptured by a certain man's penis size and power to pleasure her that she goes through a state of emotional chaos. This mental mind warping can last hours, days, weeks, or even months before it is shaken. It is harder to shake if the penis whipping act is repeated while she is still in the original phase of the mind state. This mind-fuck status festers from fearing she will lose the best fuck she has ever had.
I was so penis whipped after he tagged me the first time that I feared I wouldn't be able to think straight for months.
by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004
A term used to describe the emotional connection much more than the physical connection with a partner. often occurs when someone gets a hot piece of ass that they have actually connected with. Because of the emotional connection it increases the physical attraction, hence emotioal penis.
"yeah man, i loved having lots of meaningless sex with many bitches and hoes, but this girl sucks my emotional penis like Marley and me (emotional)"
by SillyGoose12 April 18, 2009
Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
by HSMF's April 02, 2008
A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.
1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.
by Powerplay12 November 24, 2008