Penis Perforation is considered the polite and proper way to call someone a "dickhole". It also describes a tear in the penis muscle.
"Piss off, penis perforation!"
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."
"That chick doesn't know how to ride dick. She gave me a penis perforation and broke my shit."
by mistergq79 January 16, 2013
Get the Penis Perforationmug. While elephant erections can reach from two or three feet to five or six feet and 14 to 16 inch in diameter. One enterprising biologist has even gone as far as to calculate the average weight of an elephant penis at a est. 59.5 pounds (with testicles at 4.4 pounds each).
by Starknight97 December 24, 2008
Get the Elephant penismug. When a female is so enraptured by a certain man's penis size and power to pleasure her that she goes through a state of emotional chaos. This mental mind warping can last hours, days, weeks, or even months before it is shaken. It is harder to shake if the penis whipping act is repeated while she is still in the original phase of the mind state. This mind-fuck status festers from fearing she will lose the best fuck she has ever had.
I was so penis whipped after he tagged me the first time that I feared I wouldn't be able to think straight for months.
by Berry Flomar January 15, 2004
Get the penis whippedmug. A sock or other covering that keeps a penis warm. Can also be used for masturbation and containing bodily fluids.
1) She slipped a penis sock on me so that I wouldn't slime her.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.
2) Aww man, you just put your foot in my penis sock.
3) After a good wank, Jake would always cum in his penis sock.
by Powerplay12 December 9, 2008
Get the penis sockmug. Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
by HSMF's April 2, 2008
Get the jean penismug. A term used to describe the emotional connection much more than the physical connection with a partner. often occurs when someone gets a hot piece of ass that they have actually connected with. Because of the emotional connection it increases the physical attraction, hence emotioal penis.
"yeah man, i loved having lots of meaningless sex with many bitches and hoes, but this girl sucks my emotional penis like Marley and me (emotional)"
by SillyGoose12 April 18, 2009
Get the Emotional Penismug. Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.
Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.
by douchebagman00 November 22, 2011
Get the black penismug.