meat suitcase

Twas an item from yesteryear used by those of a criminal persuasion to showcase their knock off meat whilst traversing the local ale houses of th1970's . Stealth like in their movements they would suddenly appear and whilst opening their meat suitcase would say in hushed tones, "Ere do you wanna by some pifered pork mate?" "mystery sausage 3 for £1".

" Behold my meat suitcase and the wares within "
"Blimey I think it's time I washed my meat. suitcase .That last lot of pork was definitely on the turn!"

by Constanntina August 27, 2022

daddy meat

the epic meat of the prime alpha male of the room.

did you really suck daddy meat last night?

by daddymeatluvr September 7, 2019

Meat Gum

The final stages of a Slim Jim.

Why not buy the Slim Jim? At least you get some meat gum to extend your purchase.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo October 2, 2019

meat blimp

A ridiculously overweight person.

Amelia, quit eating all of my birthday cake, you fucking meat blimp!

by Djurr March 1, 2016

Meat Chandelier

In a gangbang, when one looks up at a chandelier of dicks and testicles above their face.

She admired her well-earned meat chandelier at the sex party.

by Intergalactic Raptor Babies June 11, 2018

meat cheerio

A butthole

Jessica sharted from her meat cheerio

by Lalacretia February 10, 2017

Meat ass

Meat ass is when your ass is meat or in sex someone tells you to meat ass them

“I’m gonna meat ass you.”

by Hey what’s your name September 4, 2022