Matt presto

Very muscular man who loves chips ahoy and benches 300 pounds and loves batu and is boys with Jack Cicione but he’s a bot

I am very Matt presto for going to the gym.

by Matt presto December 28, 2021

Matt Dillon privilege

When Emily Cosgrove only likes movies and shows because Matt Dillon is in them .

“ Yeah I gooned to Wayward Pines in Idaho because Matt Dillon was in it . “ ( matt dillon privilege )

by George Harrison’s wife May 06, 2025

Matt Long

To chuck a Matt Long is to call in sick numerous times a year
Matt being an acronym for Missing all the time

I really can't be fucked going to work today, I might just chuck a Matt Long

by Ididnothaverelationswiththatwo December 12, 2023

Matt long

Sucks balls

Matt long is sucking balls

by Jacobluce April 10, 2022

Matt Memeo

My Physics of the universe teacher that gave me a C in high school

My teacher name is matt memeo

by sdgueoagw November 18, 2019

Matteo or Matt

DAMN SEXY AMAZING TALENTED SHOW STOPPING SMART BEUTIFUL FAMOUS INCREDI BLE YES YES YES

Matteo or Matt is the best.

by OOPslayyyyOOP November 23, 2021

Matt allen

A self righteous, uncaring self centered piece of work. Matt Allen's are as smart as a Allen key wrench set, but those are more useful. They have a horrible temper and are always red in the face. Your best friend one minute then stealing your shit the next. Basically a complete squid.

Dude 1: why do you think you have the right to do whatever you want?
Dude 2: because I'm Matt Allen!

by Brutus the toothless May 03, 2020