Flat-Brimmed Hat

Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.

Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.

Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.

In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.

You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.

What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur February 25, 2011
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crooked hat bandit

"Gangsters" who wear a hat tilted on an angle, who think they are hard but really aren't even close
Josh: "Look at the crooked hat bandits sitting outside a 7-11..."
Chuck: "Pansies"
by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 27, 2011
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white hat hacking

(n): the practice of using information technology for some benign or benevolent use other than that use for which it was intended.
Before it was publicized, the use of "Control-Alt-Delete" to break out of an infinite loop was an example of white hat hacking. Today, it is considered a Windows feature.
by Eleanerd October 04, 2014
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Philly Hat Trick

Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.

Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street

Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight
A: What's a good way to make my heart explode?
B: The Philly Hat Trick.
by drexel joey b April 20, 2009
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Alabama blue hat

The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.
Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer
by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019
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two hats in a fireplace

(idiom) - An action that is difficult or impossible to repeat. (beginner's luck)
"i sunk that first shot, but aai... that second one was like two hats in a fireplace..."
by Nieeeeeeeel November 18, 2007
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