by dolphinication May 8, 2014
Get the Alabama Top Hatmug. Although no-one knows the exact origin of the flat-brimmed hat style, a majority of speculation notes that african-americans living within lower-class suburbanite neighborhoods, or "ghettos", were the originators of the style.
Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.
Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.
In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Dually noted was its representation of struggle arising from poor living conditions within the lower-socioeconomic segment of society.
Unfortunetly, somewhere along the way, "Twats" or "Fake Ass Bitches" stole the iconic style, and began to showcase it throughout middle-class and upper-class societies. Notoriety for this type of "douchebaggery" was taken by most "wiggers", whom still to this day showcase this style amoung their "dirty-ass" peers.
In an ideal world, the flat-brimmed hat would be quashed, and represent a segment of history. However, this would only allow other blatent showcases of "douchebaggery" to take its space.
Look at that kid. I just want to punch him in the lips. Only a fake-ass bitch would wear a stupid flat-brimmed hat.
You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.
What a fuckin d-bag.
You are scum, because you wear a flat-brimmed hat.
What a fuckin d-bag.
by Timbur March 12, 2011
Get the Flat-Brimmed Hatmug. (n): the practice of using information technology for some benign or benevolent use other than that use for which it was intended.
Before it was publicized, the use of "Control-Alt-Delete" to break out of an infinite loop was an example of white hat hacking. Today, it is considered a Windows feature.
by Eleanerd October 7, 2014
Get the white hat hackingmug. The act of defecating into a fellow work college's hard hat (preferably a stand in supervisor) for shits and giggles.
Damn.. that loaf I just pinched off into Alan's hard hat was the most satisfying Alabama blue hat I've done since the bass straight...A real steamer
by SpikeMcGigidy April 16, 2019
Get the Alabama blue hatmug. Taking the Philly Taco to the next level.
Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street
Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight
Ingredients:
1. Butterscotch Tastykake (preferably from Wawa)
2. Cheesesteak from Jim's on South Street.
3. One slice of pizza from Lorenzo's on South Street
Assembly Instructions:
1. Unwrap the Tastykake and place both halves inside the cheesesteak
2. Wrap the pizza slice around the cheesesteak/Tastykake combo to complete the Holy Trinity
3. Devour in delight
by drexel joey b April 19, 2009
Get the Philly Hat Trickmug. by dr4g0n4l1f3 October 26, 2011
Get the crooked hat banditmug. by Nieeeeeeeel December 19, 2007
Get the two hats in a fireplacemug.