I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

And i Oop-

And I oop-.

So the vsco girl said “and I oop- sksksksk.”

by Yea, I’m random :) June 5, 2020

i-Ready

A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.

Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?

Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?

Teacher: Great idea!

by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022

And i oop-

"And I oop" is something VSCO girls uses to express shock. Let's say you just dropped your Hydro flask water bottle into a puddle of mud by mistake and now you are SHOOK-eth because it's dirty af. An appropriate response would be "and I oop

*Drops hydro flask in puddle*

Vsco: AnD i oOP-

by Black Blast November 14, 2019

I forfgorf

Gay code for "I wanna suck you off"

God damn, I forfgorf right now

by Penis man 487284 July 28, 2021

i-cronym

An acronym used for shorthand purposes on the world wide web, in texting, etc...

That i-cronym is totally rad.

lol- laugh out loud
nimby- not in my backyard
mlfl- met Fred last Friday

by violentsunlight March 21, 2010

Hashtag IED

The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.

I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023