grophie

A green Sophie

“One second I think I’m sober, the next I’m stroking a grophie”

by Grophie November 3, 2018

pocket-grope

The groping of some form of body part through one's pockets whether in pants or on the shirt.

Dude A: What was that you were just doing?!

Dude B: Man, her hoodie was so short that i could pocket-grope her dirty pillows!

by The RIT Assman February 5, 2008

groupie

someone who is obsessed with a band or artist that wants to have sex with someone that is an artist/band.

GROUPIES r obsessed.

by chana July 16, 2003

Gropenfuhrer

1. A world leader who gives unsolicited and unwelcome massages to unsuspecting female world leaders.

2. Specifically, George W. Bush

George W. Bush became the newest Gropenfuhrer when he snuck up behind German Chancellor Angela Merkel and grabbed her shoulders.

by jesster79 July 20, 2006

groupie

It's all about the music. Groupies want to be close to rockstars to inspire them.

Up until yesterday you were sleeping with Penny - that fucking groupie!!

by Penny Lane November 3, 2003

groupie

There sluts that sleep with the band!

I had sex in that guys trailer last night, he said he was in a band...!

by groupie September 14, 2004

GROUPIE GENE

The biological certainty that your wife,heavy-duty girlfriend,significant other-will guiltlessly fuck someone wealthier and/or more famous than you...should the opportunity
present itself.Remember:She thinks she coulda' done better.

WIFE:"Honey...is'nt that Derek Jeter over there at the table in the corner?"

HUSBAND:"Sure is!Go Yankees!"

WIFE:"Gotta go to the ladies room."

HUSBAND OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"While you're in there...tuck your GROUPIE GENE back in.It's showing!"

WIFE OF SECOND COUPLE IN DINING FOURSOME:"I'll go check on her."

by L.MARTIN October 14, 2005