google

a computer version of a smartass but everyone loves it, except for old people

I legit got spell check by google 6 times already

by got yo neck October 16, 2019

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

google-paranoia

The belief by google that every login is potentially fake and deserves deep investigation

fuckin' google-paranoia is nagging me again

by artag May 12, 2018

google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"

I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook

by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014

google map hobo

Someone who is lost but not wanting to be found; may be under the influence of alcohol or street drugs-that for the most part of their time, during the day and night, spend walking city streets of cities in random locations throughout the world using Google Map-particularly, the street level cam option.

Bob was my best friend, until he started spending more time traveling on his computer with Google Map as a Google Map Hobo. He would much rather be "somewhere" else wandering aimlessly in some foreign city, than with me getting drunk in the bar.

by d.e.m.o. October 11, 2014

Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?

Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Google Translate

Something that translates stuff into different languages, and is drunk when translating them back into English.

I use Google Translate to get the craziest words ever.

by yeet bruhh November 15, 2020