Glass Banger

A person attending an NHL game that has more money than brains or class.

I missed the Matthews hat trick goal because of some glass banger getting in the way

by Wyatt Winchester October 16, 2023

glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured

Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina

by Scottepants October 22, 2023

glass invitation

An insincere invitation. And invitation that the sender gives out of social obligation but hopes the receiver does not act on.

“Yeah Will invited me to his New Year’s party, but I know it was a glass invitation so I won’t be going. He only invited me because someone mentioned the party in front of me.”

by Michael Callahan December 21, 2023

Glassdrinker

A person that drinks the glass and eats the beer of it.

"That guy is a Glassdrinker"

by marlonus January 11, 2024

Glass Closet

A glass closet is a person or character who is gay but pretends to be straight, meaning they won't come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because its painfully obvious they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made with glass panes.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual closet:
Andy: Hey look at this glass closet you can see through it!
Gabe: Wow, this glass closet it so cool, I want one.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

Glass Closet

A glass closet is someone who is gay but claims they are straight, they will not come out of the closet, but it does not matter, because you can see that they are gay.

Or a closet that is see through due to it being made of glass.

Ex 1 - Person:
Gabe: Dude, you are such a glass closet.
Andy: Dude! I swear I'm not gay!

Ex 2 - Actual Closet:
Gabe: You can see the clothes without even opening this closet, that's so cool.
Andy: Yeah because its made of glass idiot.

by lying on yo dead mama February 4, 2024

gessia

Gessia is a very shy girl when you first meet her, but when she’s comfortable with you she will act like herself around you and make you laugh.

Even though she will do anything for you and she’s a very lovable friend you will meet but once you meet her for more than a month she will track you down to make sure you’re okay and she will start to stalk you if you don’t respond to her. Well if you don’t respond to her in around 3 minutes she will go outside your house and see if anyone is in there.

Gessia is a very nice friend !

That gessia is a very kind girl but she is crazy once you don’t respond to her less than 3 minutes

by 281__k1m November 20, 2023