french military victories 

To blow up a Greenpeace ship in order to prevent its participation in peaceful protest against your nuclear weapons testing. Aka 'Operation Satanic'

Sam: "What the fuck is that greasy froggy bastard doing talking about french military victories?"

All: "BURN THE FRENCH!"

french military victories by kevinbacon December 15, 2008

French Mustache 

When you use any spreadable medium applied to each side of your penis so that when you wang slap the recipient(they must be unaware or unsuspecting), it draws a mustache across their upper lip. Precision and timing is a must.

Dude, I totally just "French Mustached" Scotty!

French Mustache by Daniel4564508 January 14, 2008

French Babies 

A word used to describe babies born from a whore, slut, hooker, etc.

That trailer trash chick has three French Babies.

French Babies by Guan Yuber March 2, 2009

French Onion Soup

A combination of "male hot soup" on top, and a generous helping of fecal matter for the base. Served in a cup or bowl. Also part of the "lunch special", which is half soup/half tossed salad.

"Call me Pierre...I just gave that bitch some French Onion soup and all she said was 'Ooh La Laaaaa.'"

French Onion Soup by Rusty February 3, 2005

French Hotchkiss

The act of taking a ginger in the shower and having her shave your ass hairs and putting them on her face, giving her a beard.

John: Hey Sara, wanna give me a french hotchkiss?

Sara: sure as long as you have a clean shower and a fresh razor

French Hotchkiss by Richard Feelsgood January 24, 2011

french dip 

When a girl rides a guys cock while he pulls his sack up to her anus. He then rubs his ball(s) up against her anus as she continues to fuck him.

He gave her the French Dip as she road his cock hard.

french dip by Berge1313 May 20, 2008

French Manicure 

Putting Cocaine in your fingernails and snorting it through ur nose

dude i just did 3 french manicures

French Manicure by Mike_Lange October 17, 2008