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flatufellate

The act of a man farting while receiving oral sex
Connie became quite agitated after Sergeant Peters flatufellated her in the back seat of his patrol car.
by MisterMeMeMeMeMe July 27, 2009
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flatulette

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart
Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...
by kegmar August 8, 2009
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Flattened Fauna

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009
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Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
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Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.
Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011
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Flatury

Lifting someone's self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence.
Hey Mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! Great Job! I hope your head doesn't get too big with all of this flatury.
by royberry June 5, 2011
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Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.
"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"
by Rundeezy September 30, 2011
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