The act of consuming food items and/or beverages while simultaneously releasing fecal matter into the toilet. One of the glorious freedoms that we all can try and enjoy.
Joe: Why did John just take his 12" sub sandwich into the bathroom?
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
Kevin: dude. John is always eating while shitting. Efficiency man!
Joe: *tears of admiration* bless that man.
by brobbinso January 25, 2016
Get the eating while shittingmug. When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.
I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".
by Raw Doggy May 10, 2010
Get the Grass eating hippomug. Originates from reports of people under the influence of the drug known as bath salts eating people's faces.
1. Can be used as a threat.
2. Can be used as a compliment.
1. Can be used as a threat.
2. Can be used as a compliment.
1. Person A: I stole your cookie!
Person B: I'm going to eat your face!
2. He's so cute I'm gonna eat his face!
Person B: I'm going to eat your face!
2. He's so cute I'm gonna eat his face!
by Cathery August 27, 2012
Get the eat your facemug. 1. n. A person who is Jewish, but does not closely follow the traditions or dietary restrictions of the Jewish faith. A member of the Reform Movement.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
2. n. A Jewish person who eats bacon.
Q: Why is Paul here tonight? It's Rosh Hashanah. Isn't he Jewish?
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
A: Yes, but Paul is a Bacon Eating Jew.
by Tagz November 2, 2010
Get the Bacon Eating Jewmug. by Kaneisabottler February 6, 2022
Get the Uber Eats Leaguemug. A colloquialism expressing rejection of a person or idea based on it's merits. Usually in response to a disparaging remark, or as a derogatory characterization of the subject.
by hawleyal July 25, 2011
Get the eat a bag of dicksmug. A threat that challenges an individual to eat one's excrement. It originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served with a side salad in a pita bread) and therefore eating it would be disgusting. This means that the challenge will most probably be failed, therefore making the non-poo eater a failure.
"Yo smelly smell smell head, eat my poo"
Person 1: I am going to eat your nan
Person 2: Yeah right, eat my poo!
Person 1: No
Person 2: Haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than I. Hell I bet your penis doesn't even reach the end of your scrotty bag
Person 1: I am going to eat your nan
Person 2: Yeah right, eat my poo!
Person 1: No
Person 2: Haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than I. Hell I bet your penis doesn't even reach the end of your scrotty bag
by Bumhead October 22, 2004
Get the eat my poomug.