palm date

When the only date you get is with your palm.

i.e. Masturbation.

(See: Jacking Off)

Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"

Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"

Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"

Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."

by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013

starget date

The target start date for any given project.

"What is the starget date for the next foundation?"

by kelp#1 February 13, 2014

chipotle date

Anytime when you ask a friend to eat at chipotle; must be spontaneous. Also a bro friendly get to gether.

Jimmy: "Sam, Chipotle Date?"

Sam: "Hell yeah"

by cookiekruncher1 April 29, 2014

Tarzan dater

Someone who doesn't end a relationship till they have the next relationship lined up.

Beth is such a Tarzan dater, she can't be single for a day.

by zb92 February 13, 2015

dooms date

When you are on a date to dump someone or be dumped by someone and it's overly dramatic.

"Betty is going on a dooms date." "That's when I realized I was on a dooms date."

by ATTT April 18, 2015

leavers date

The guys job is to compliment your date and to make sure she doesn't trip up the stairs

Guy: you look beautiful, don't fall over and fuck your face up

leavers date

by Mate7651 October 29, 2015

Missionary dater

Missionary dater is one of a religious faith, commonly Christianity, dating a person with differing beliefs (or commonly no beliefs at all), for the purpose of changing that person's beliefs or religion.

Carrie: There are far too many guys out there that don't have my same belief system so I shun them. But aren't I called to spread the good news..? *sigh* Life's busy and time too precious to waste it dating a nonbeliever...
Casey: "heckkk no, I ain't no missionary dater!"

by Howiegal November 21, 2015