A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
Get the boner coffeemug. Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.
by funny haha kid March 16, 2021
Get the Tub Coffeemug. The coffee market it's a market of coffee, you understand, no, i am not a teacher fuck you
XDDD, I imagine a people read this article, I, I CRY the funny
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by CYROK October 31, 2018
Get the Coffee marketmug. It's when you put your arm around your friend's bag strap at the end of the school day and then you both spin around in circles.
It was the end of another school day, a dude was walking with his best friend to the car parking lot and he only had one strap around his shoulder so the friend put HIS arm around the other free strap and they together spun around in circles; the act was coffee seat as.
by Weirdass defintions November 3, 2018
Get the Coffee Seatmug. by yoga19 August 19, 2019
Get the coffeemug. "You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."
by coffee junky 69 November 7, 2021
Get the Swedish coffeemug. by Beautifulkamrynnn January 23, 2019
Get the Coffeemug.